Bullied by Mikey Manfs(fan fiction)

Denny

So we got to denny and the waitress walked up to and showed us our seats.

"So what drinks can I get you" She said pushing her boobs out looking at mikey.
"Umm I'll get a dr pepper and 2 sprites and what do you want paige " he asked me and the waitress give me the most stinking look ever.
"Mountain dew please " I said and she wrote it down and walked off swinging her hips.
"Dude she gave you the most stinkingest look ever" jake said to me
"I know well at least I don't need to stink my boobs out for them to be big" I said making sure she was looking and they laughed at me.
"Haha I'm glad I'm friends with you" mikey said to me
"I'm glad your my sister" pandora said.
"I'm your older sister" I said to pandora
"By 10 fucking minutes" She said laughing so did the boys.Then miss slutty came back with our drinks with her boobs stuck out again and her shorts really high to show off a ass she don't have.
"Here you go what can I get your to eat " She said looking at mikey
"2 big burgers 1 medium and paige what do you want " mikey said
"I'll have mac n cheese" I said.
"Coming right up fitty" She said to mikey.
"Fitty" I said taking the piss out of her.
Soon she was back.
"Here you go plus here's my number call me sometime " She said to mikey and he looked at her stupid because he didn't like her at all.
"Listen here bitch right as you can see he don't want your fake ass so do us a favour and fuck off back to the till and take orders instead of opening your legs to any fucker going" I said to her and everyone burst out laughing and she walked off.
"Dude i love you" mikey said to me joking.
"I love you 2 " I said as a Joke
"I'm glad your my sister" pandora said to me
"Same i love you sis" I said
"I love you 2" pandora said.
"I love your twin love " jake said
"Same" mikey said
"Same" me and pandora said.
We finished eating and went home.