You've Got Mail! A Hand Written EMAIL!!! :)

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CONGRATULATIONS! 

oOh wait, hold on a minute, 

lemme just do this...there we go. 

WARNING!!

If this is not delivered to the correct addresses, return immediately

Any unauthorised reading aside from the name addressed to or given permission from the owner will be tasered and PROSECUTED. (Not prostituted.) Tasering is 99.9999 % sure to follow. 

Thank you for your understanding :)

( to protect the identity of the individual it has been censored.)


Dear XXXX

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are GLAD to inform you that you have been accepted into the A.N.A.L Military (Above, National, Average,Level in Military combat!)

Welcome welcome welcome!

You've been accepted into one of the most FAMOUS and PRESTIGIOUS military schools!

Where we will teach you not only the basics of martial arts but the basics of everything!

From dance, to art, to poetry. We IMPLORE our students to take up extracurricular classes.

TO Explore; 

-New combat styles,

-New friendships

and

-New passion. 


Here you will be tested on your;

Willpower,

Courage,

Teamwork,

Strength

Intelligence

Wit

Charisma


We only ask,

To stay together.

As you may or may not have noticed you HAVE been paired up.

According to your key cards you will have a roommate.

You'll also be given a written description of your 'future partner'.

Roommates cannot be swapped or changed without valid reasoning.

Partners will occasionally be swapped temporally, But you will still be expected to associate with the OG original partner.


 Sleepovers are permitted. ;)


REMEMBER!

Looks can be deceiving

So don't underestimate your partners and

Even more importantly don't overestimate yourself.

Thank you, look forward to seeing you soon,

Kind Regards!

Headmaster Kumnemings.

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