a/n: just a heads up, this group of friends have no chill esp jongdae so there will be talk of giving blowjobs so if you'd like to skip this chapter, do so now.
gc: cbx hoes
byun92: HoEs
jongDAY: who tf you think you calling a hoe
minsock: shush, you cutie.
byun92: eww just fuck already byun92: anyway i come bearing some embarrasing problems
jongDAY: wtf did you do this time?
byun92: ok y'all know how i'm talking to chanyeol right?
minsock: right.
byun92: so i told him... byun92: i'd give him a blowjob if he went on a date with me byun92: and now i just want to bury myself alive
minsock: wow i expect this from jongdae not from you, baek
jongDAY: wow minseok, i thought we had something *dramatically wipes tear*
minsock: we do pls don't be mad
byun92: umm so y'all got any byun92: umm tips??? byun92: kill me pls
jongDAY: ok so you have to swirl you tongue around the tip and don't use teeth unless you actually know what you're doing jongDAY: trust me been there done that
byun92: BITCH WTF I MEANT LIKE HOW TO FACE HIM AFTER SAYING THAT KIND OF STUFF JFC KIM JONGDAE I'M NOT FUCKING HIM ON THE FIRST DATE
minsock: you need to be specific around jong cause he'll make any conversation sexual minsock: i know by experience
byun92: then what do i do???? byun92: my date is tommorow and i want to cry?!?!?!
minsock: jong will be no help so... minsock: just pretend you never said any of those things minsock: act all innocent
jongDAY: basically be yourself jongDAY: hahahahaha
byun92: ok i think i can manage that byun92: thanks and wish me luck guys 😬😬
jongDAY: good luck!! and remember NO TEETH 😂
minsock: good luck! treat him well, baek. 😊
byun92: i will thanks
byun92 is now offline
minsock: so... minsock: when is OUR date?
jongDAY: i already told you, minseok, i don't do relationships.
minsock: it was worth a try
jongDAY: don't make me feel bad
minsock:
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jongDAY: fine ONE date jongDAY: don't expect it to go well
minsock: thanks jongiieeeeee minsock: i promise i'll treat you like the prince you are 😚😘
jongDAY: yea yea yea that's what they all say 😒
jongDAY is now offline
minsock: wow, who hurt you?
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