Listen, when your friends say, "C'mon its gonna be fun!" And their breathe reaks of false confidence don't do whatever the hell it is they wanted you to do. Why you may ask, because its a fucking trap and it means trouble! You're going to end up hurt or dead or even worse your idiot friend gets taken by some asshats claiming he's in their "clan". What the fuck is a clan?
Deep breathes, Yoongi, deep breathes. Everything will be a-okay.
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I mean unless you never see Jimin again then you're kinda fucked. But let's try to be positive yeah?
Dumb brain of mine...
Okay, let me backtrack. My friend Park Jimin and I were supposed to do our usual routine. Wash our faces, put on DERMAL face sheet mask and sit on the couch watching rerun episodes of Oh My Venus on late night television but no, not today! Because Jimin wanted something new! He wanted some adventure instead of our usual at home spa days where I occasionally paint his nails Amaranth #F19CBB, which essentially is just nude pink but Jimin likes to be very specific with his colors. Like yellow isn't just yellow! Oh no its Laguna #FCD473 or Tuscany #FCD12A. Sorry, I'm going off on a tangent. In simple terms, Jimin wanted more than our usual boring everyday life and I wanted to give him that.
So we packed up and left. Spontaneous camping trip, as in we packed up a tent and went outside to the backyard. When we heard something shaking in the bushes. Let me mention that Jimin and I arent the tallest nor are we the fittest guys out there, in fact, we're both fairly short and thin. So when Jimin dumbly said, "Hey, let's go check it out." I should've responded with, "look, bro, I don't think that's a good idea." Then we could've retreated back to his house and crashed on his couch. But no, since I too was also tired of ordinary living I ignored the uncertainty in his voice and my heart. So we went.
As we approached the bushes, I saw something glowing. And of course, I picked it up and seen that it was a rock with words engraved on it. "Two households both alike in dignity... What is this Romeo and Juliet?" I turned to look at Jimin who just shrugged. Then it happened two people came from nowhere instantly causing Jimin and me to latch on to each other. We were just kinda standing there bewildered as these guys wearing leather jackets stared each other down intensely. Talk about sexual frustration.
"Hey! Yoongi, I don't feel good about this..." Jimin's small voice whispered in my ear.
I nervously chuckled, "Chiminie, we'll be fine." He punched my arm while a small blush crept up on his skin.
"Don't call me that," he whispered harshly.
Then in a swift motion, one guy wearing a bright pink leather jacket grabs Jimin's arm and pulls him away as I get pulled by the black leather jacket dude. He had lavender #E39FF6 hair pulls me to him.
"Jung!" Pink leather jacket guy exclaims pointing an accusing finger at #E39FF6, "keep your mutt away from the prince!"
"As if he'd hang out with the likes of you royal trash of incompetent freaks!" A guy who I assume is called Jung yells.
"Yoon-" Jimin begins to call for me but pinky shushes him, calmly whispering things in his ear which doesn't seem to be working since Jimin sends me an alarmed look.
"Wait!" I shove this Jung guy off me, "what the fuck is happening? You know you can go to ja-"
Then they were gone. That pink leather jacket, bunny looking guy, and Jimin vanished. He somehow managed to just take Jimin without me noticing. I couldn't believe my eyes. What would I tell his mother? He just vanished into thin air? No. I couldn't do that to Mrs. Park, she would be crushed...
Like I am...
Right now...
My best friend was gone and I didn't even get the chance to paint his nails that color he wanted... What was it? What... was it...
"Let's go Mister Min. We have so much catching up to do." Jung said to me.
All I could do was nod.
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If you like it, would you please vote or whatever, it's fine if you don't. I'm honestly so excited. Also so happy I don't have school tomorrow it's 5:45 in the morning and I would've had to get up in an hour and a half. Please let me know what you think and if you want to make me a cover I'd be glad to take it! Tell me what you think. If you're wondering why this has no spelling or grammar mistakes that's all thanks to Grammarly. It's a lifesaver. Goodnight! -SimplyChristana.
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