Me: *Sits ontop of bed, laptop in lap*
Ash: *burst through the door* NAK
Me: Oh! You're finally here!
Ash: *Sits down next to me* What are ya doing?
Me: Working on our bee project, duh.
Ash: *Closes my laptop* Nak Nak
Me: Assshhhhh, not now
Ash: Nak naaaak
Me: I'm not naking. *crosses arms*
Ash: NAAAAK
Me: Nope! You closed my laptop!
Ash: nak nak...
Me: Oh fuck off *pushes him off the bed*
Ash: AH! NAAAK
Me: GO TALK WITH YOUR GF OR SOMETHING- I need to save the bees!
Ash: *cri* nak nak
Me: You would not!
Ash: nak nAK
Me: NO
Ash: NAK NAK NAK
Me: NAK! I mean- UHM-
Ash: NAK NAAAAK *lighting strikes*
Me: NOOOOOOOO
((This was an actual conversation with him, he literally came over to work on our bee project and did this instead. And yes, it was stormy so lighting did strike))