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Me: *Sits ontop of bed, laptop in lap*

Ash: *burst through the door* NAK

Me: Oh! You're finally here!

Ash: *Sits down next to me* What are ya doing?

Me: Working on our bee project, duh.

Ash: *Closes my laptop* Nak Nak

Me: Assshhhhh, not now

Ash: Nak naaaak

Me: I'm not naking. *crosses arms*

Ash: NAAAAK

Me: Nope! You closed my laptop!

Ash: nak nak...

Me: Oh fuck off *pushes him off the bed*

Ash: AH! NAAAK

Me: GO TALK WITH YOUR GF OR SOMETHING-  I need to save the bees!

Ash: *cri* nak nak

Me: You would not!

Ash: nak nAK

Me: NO

Ash: NAK NAK NAK

Me: NAK! I mean- UHM-

Ash: NAK NAAAAK *lighting strikes*

Me: NOOOOOOOO

((This was an actual conversation with him, he literally came over to work on our bee project and did this instead. And yes, it was stormy so lighting did strike))

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