I phink some dude just grabbed my junk

So ther was tht 1 partey evry1 wanted 2 go 2. Linda was sad as frick bcos she lived in germeny so she flew 2 amerikka to visit her bestiez. they all liked bands and one of them was gay. His name was Surgio. Surgio wanted 2 frick aus10 curlile at that partey.

Linda wanted 2 shake tht b00ty for Jagk Burukut but 1st that betch needed get her a$$ to amerikka.

they all met up somwere in the US and A (not gon tell u were don't liek bein stulked) and they went to that partey. Once Surgio saw Aus10 he wulked 2wards him and grabbed his junk. "Yo dude u no grabbing junk of fabulous Aus10 ok". Then Surgio was crian.