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I won't stop sulking until

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by irl_BraadVengolor

                                    
                                              Me and my sister: *driving around the neighborhood* 
                          *We see a dead racoon in the middle of the road*
                          Me: Noooo! We have to go burry 'em!

                          Chey: No.
                          Me: Please! At least let me move them out of the middle of the road!
                          Chey: No! I was probably playing dead anyways!
                          Me: *sinks down into seat and starts sulking* 
                          Chey: *goes on about a new boy she's after* *looks at me then sighs* If we go home and we ask mom if you can move it, will you stop sulking?
                          Me: Yeah.
                          Chey: Okay then.









                          This literally happened like an hour ago.
My mom said no.
I cried a little