What The Hell?

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Arthur glared directly at Alfred, Allistor was ever so slowly calming down, but not Arthur. It was like something had snapped, the pressure was building up and Arthur was finally going to lose it. Arthur was glaring so hard that Alfred prepared to run.
"I'm done with you! Why do you find things like this funny!?" Arthur screeched like a wild animal, causing the other students to start focusing on them.
"I-I... We didn't... I mean..." Alfred yelped loudly as Arthur grabbed his sleeve, dragging him off the bench.
"I'm at my breaking point!" Arthur screamed while tears started in his eyes.
"Arthur... I didn't-" Alfred was cut off by a slap to the cheek. No one was stopping it. Not Gilbert... not Antonio... not Allistor... no one.
"I hate you! I hate you so much!" Arthur screamed.
Alfred pulled away, stumbling back a bit. His blue eyes were wide and full of defeat. He bent down, picked up his glasses from when Arthur had struck him, and walked away.
"I'm not done with you, Asshole!" Arthur screamed as he ran after Alfred, shouting various threats while doing do.
"Welp... um... how are you mister Kirkland?" Gilbert asked the teacher innocently.
"Go to the head master now..."

--One Year Earlier--

Alfred smiled at Arthur with a fake lovestruck look on his face. "The truth is... I've always loved you~" He said shyly while staring at Arthur, who was hiding his eye brows in his hair.
His green eyes widened in surprise, he couldn't believe it "Really... is that why you constantly harassed me... you just... didn't know how to handle this?" Arthur asked with a slight blush on his face. He was just starting to realize how handsome Alfred was, it was unfair.
"Y-yeah... but... do you... love me back?" Alfred asked softly. He looked worried and scared. Unfortunately Arthur didn't look close enough to see the devilish nature that was hiding in his eyes.
Arthur thought for a moment. Alfred had worked up enough courage to invite him here and to confess. He looked off at the old shape of a shack in the distance, barely visible through the fog. "Of course Alfred... Thank you..." He said with a blush.
Alfred pulled him close and leaned in, shutting his eyes.
Arthur stated for a moment before building up some courage. He shut his green eyes and hesitantly leaned forward, gripping the sides of Alfred's robes.

Alfred's lips felt... slimy?

Arthur's eyes jolted to see he was kissing a frog that Alfred was holding. He stumbled backwards in shock.
"Wow Eyebrows... you really think I would love you. And I didn't know you were homo..." A few giggles could be heard in the fog... his classmates.
Arthur couldn't see anyone through his tears and the fog. He managed to stand "I hate you!" He screamed at Alfred before running off into the fog, leaving Alfred laughing behind.

--Back To Current Drama--

Alfred walked blankly through the hall towards the moving staircase. His eyes seemed dull as Arthur screamed at him and slapped him repeatedly.
Arthur wasn't calm at all, it was the last straw. Something so small and stupid had managed to set him off edge after all these years of torture. "I wish you would just die! I hate you!" He screamed.

Alfred gripped his own arm tightly before changing directions in silence. He didn't want to speak to Arthur, to think back on everything he had ever done. He sighed and sped up his pace, before taking off in a full sprint.
Arthur sprinted after him angrily "I'm not done yet! You're an ass! Ok?! An ass!"

Arthur ran onto the bridge after Alfred, screaming insults that Alfred didn't understand and didn't care about.
Suddenly, Alfred stopped, mid way onto the bridge and took a breath. He moved to the edge and climbed up onto the railing and stood there for a moment before bitting his lip and letting his weight fall forward.
Wait... what? Arthur's eyes widened in shock as Alfred fell from the railing. He panicked and jumped the railing with ease, hurtling after Alfred. Arthur pulled out his wand and shouted something inaudible.

Alfred yelped as Arthur grabbed his arm, stopping him, just a few feet before he hit the ground. "ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!"
Alfred stared at Arthur with wide eyes. He looked confused but let Arthur rant.
"Seriously?! How fucking idiotic are you! You're such a bloody git!" Arthur was on his quidditch broom, his hair out of his face and everywhere.
"I'm sorry... I didn't-"
"You didn't what?! Think?! Yeah! I realized!"
Alfred looked away as Arthur flew them back onto the bridge "What the actual bloody hell is wrong with you?!"
Alfred was taking note of the fact that Arthur used more slang when he was upset.
"You said you wished I would die..."
Arthur grew very quiet for a moment before freaking out again "Well I didn't expect you to jump off the bloody fucking bridge!"

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I'm so evil. I gave you humor, then I took the humor and beat you over the head with it. Now it's drama. Yay! Now to clear shit up. In this fanfiction I made Arthur very sensitive to love, so Alfred basically gave him trust issues. K! Enjoy the depression that Gilbert the awesome caused!

P.S. My cat loves you

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