i was really borer so this is my bored story and i'm going to make fun of things
when i like woke up i was like i wanna like cuy myself. after that a got dressed in my like black clothers and i was like i hate school so much and i like suck at it. i grapped my like iphone and like i pod touch and i like got in my expanceve car and like derove to school. when i like got there i was like two new guys like wow. one was lie pale white and like the other one was like tanned and hot and like all. when i got to my first class both of the new guys where the so i like sat in between them. thats like when the hot talked to me
"i'm like jacob and i so like love you" i was like omg and like i said to like jacob
"you do know like you are like a sexy beast" and he was like
"hey i'm gonna take off my shirt for know reason and like you can look at like my chest and you can drool if you like want" and i was like omg he has like a eight pack thats when the pale one had to mess with my fun and be all like
"hey look at me i'm in love with you and if you like i can like take off my shirt if you want but i most warn you i'm a vampire and was was like changed when the spansh flu like was like round so my cheast isn't so pretty and by the way my name is edward" and was like
"well i like looking at jacobs cheast its alot hotters then yours" and he was all like
"i'm going to go to italy to kill my self" and he like ran out the door like crying like a cry baby so when i truned around to look at my sexy beast instead was like a huge dog and like then it changed in to like jacob and he was like
"like suzie i'm like a werewolf and i like inprinted no you" and i was like
" i'm sorry but i'm like alercheke to like dogs" and he was all like
"i'm not a dog i'm like a werewolf" and like then theses three other shirt less guys came in and jacob was all like
"sam, quil, seth what are like you guys doing here" and like one of them where like
"i like already like know how i inprinted on and i'm takeing her and running away with her like right brooke" one of them said and like one of the others was like
"me to like right barbra" and like the third one was like
"me to right jess" and like brooke was all like
"yeah seth cause i like love you" like brooke said has she got out of her seat and went over to like seth. then like barbra was like
"like me to quil" and like jess was like
"me to i li. . .
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mean while at the computer where brooke was typeing this
"i'm not saying 'like' ten times i will sound like an idoit" jess said
"you just said like in that sentnce jess get over it" brooke said
"hey why do i have to be in this story of yours" barbra said
"because you have to barbra" suzie said
" your only happy cause you got to say sexy beast in this story" jess said and it all ended in them yelling at each other while brooke posted the story.
and if your wondering they all live happliy ever while suzie, brooke, barbra, and last but not least jess got all knocked up because they forgot a cadom and the girls all had a least had four pups the end
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and now alol my friends are going to kill me because i posted this and by the way suzie stop being red riding hood and you wouldn't be what you look like now with jacob all the time and thats a inside joke and the only reason i really posted this is cause i had coffee and i put a lot of sugar in there to and by the way i'm not team jacob or team *cough*gayward*cough* like i was saying team edward i'm my own team and thats the best team of all TEAM SETH iu love seth well bye bey love all of you<333
