Why me and swan are relationship goals and you aren't

#BOOM

  Aye, it is me, I am back, I know you have all missed me 

Am I still as handsome as ever? Yes 

Do i still love Emma? YES

But, I am here to share some exciting new that Emma and I are expecting our first child! 

No, we do not know the name or gender, we want to be surprised (i think it's a girl) 

i am also well aware that there is a song by justice beaver or whatever his bloody name is that there is a song called "Baby" by him. Henry told us about it and Emma has been playing it 

Anyway, I came here to share the news and to ask for parenting advice because I have no bloody idea what to do