let's play uno

hey, can we have fun yet? (prologue)

"Motherfucker," mumbled John under his breath, "you will pay."

"You won't get the chance, bitch!" David placed down a Draw 4 card. "Blue! Uno!"

"Oh my God, can we start over? I have like, twenty cards," said Ethan, putting four more cards into his already gargantuan hand.

"Not yet. Uno, scumbags!" said Tom as he placed down the last card in his hand. "There, now we can."

Shouts of rage, relief, and despair rang out from the four friends. It was a Saturday, they had told each other they did their homework. Why not play a short, fun, non-competitive game? Uno. Yeah, like a game of Uno was ever short.

"Okay, okay, give me all the cards, I can shuffle them," said David, already reaching.

"Alright! Fine, last game," said Ethan.

"Last game," agreed the other three.

This would not be the last game.