JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Munley Road

Chapter 15: Canada Airlines

"I have a slight bit of knowledge where one of the keys is. I'm pretty sure it's in Vancouver." Says Colin. "OH FUCK NO" Says Jacob. "I'm refuse to associate with bootleg American, maple syrup sipping, job stealing, low lif-" says Jacob before getting cut off. "No Jacob. The Canadians are pretty *cool*" Says Joey before looking around at everyone. "Get it? Because it's cold in Canada. What's it called when a Canadian has golf on their wrist? ICE. Get it because ice is jewelry." Says Joey, the madman. "Anyways, we're flying to Canada tomorrow at 1am, so we should go to the airport now." Says Colin. They arrive at the airport and they grab their tickets and wait in the terminal. Jacob is on edge as they are flying Canada Airlines, and as we all know Jacob loves Canada. They board the plane and everything is already strange. The flight attendant didn't give them peanuts. When they were given drinks, the flight attendant didn't ask if they wanted ice. "This must be the work of an enemy stand..." Jacob whispers to himself. Jacob leaves the seats before announcing that he's going to masturbate. "Hopefully they won't charge you for high-jacking." Says Joey. Jacob stays in the bathroom for the 5 hours left in the flight. Every time something happened he summoned SilvaGunner until it stopped. Turbulence was a fucking nightmare. When they finally land Jacob steps out of the bathroom and steps outside of the plane. "So the Stand all along was...it was...Canada itself!" Jacob says. "Shut up Jacob." Says Colin as he steps off the plane with a scantily clad girl in his arms. "Why where you in the bathroom for 5 hours?" Says Chris. "Uhhhhh...jerking off with your imagination on a plane is difficult." Says Jacob. "Oh I'm used to it at this point." Says Chris

To Be Continued...