Best Worts Tour - Hollywood Undead fanfiction (J3TxCharlie & DannyxJDog)

Fuck This Bus

Funnyman stormed into the room right when all the guys were getting ready to leave, for the tour.
"GUYS THERE'S ONLY 4 BEDS!"
He yelled.
"Jesus Funny you're high as fuck, that's our new tour bus, I told them there's five of us now, so there's five beds." Danny rolled his eyes and kept stuffing his bag with awesomely stylish outfits.
"I'm not shitting you guys!"
Funny freaked out again. And Charlie giggled - "And we should totally believe the prankster who's high 24/7 huh?"
Funny just sighed and went to put his stuff in the bus. He was ready to go already because the only thing he grabbed was his favourite hoodie and three bags of weed. He picked a bed and threw his bags on it right when Charlie crashed through the door.
"I GOT BOOOOOOOZE!"
He was carrying two huge ass boxes full with all kinds of liquor. He put them down and looked at them.
"Hmmmmm... Not enough at all.'
He then looked around.
"Oh shit ma homie you right!"
"I told ya guys but would the weenie boy who's drunk 24/7 believe me?"
Funny recreated Charlie's joke.
There were really only four beds.
"Well shit."
Charlie shrugged and picked the bunk below Funnyman.
"Last one here sleeps on the ground."
He said as he sat down and opened a beer.

Danny opened the door with JDog beside him. They both immediately stormed in and had a fight about the top bunk.
"Wait wait wait!"
JDog stopped arguing.
"Can't we both have top bunks and leave the bottom to J3T?"
Danny looked around and gasped.
"No J. Funny was freaking right!"
They continued to fight over it. In the end JDog lost so he just laid down and turned to the wall.

Finally Johnny came in dragging countless bags and suitcases.
"You fuckers always leave this shit to me!"
He threw all of it in the corner and turned around.
"The fuck?!"
He screamed and everyone else laughed.
"You da looser so you're sleeping on the ground."
Charlie said slighgly drunk and continued sipping his beer.
J3T thought the guys were pranking him. He looked throughout the entire bus and found out, that in fact they weren't. He really didn't think they'd do that to him, since he's the one to always take the important things. Charlie has the booze, Funny brings weed, Danny brings the stylish outfits along with JDog who sometimes helps Johnny. He always took care of the things they couldn't preform without. They could do without weed. Could do without booze. They could even preform in basic outfits, but Johnny got the important stuff.

He wasn't really mad, he was disappointed. He put a jacket on the floor in between Charlie's and JDog's bed. They started the journey and everyone partied until they passed out. Johnny didn't tho. He lied awake on the floor. He was thinking about this all. How did they even mess up the bed count?!
This is why Johnny did the important things. He figured he'd never let drunk Charlie or Funnyman who's high as fuck organise it ever again.

That first night was a sign that the tour wasn't gonna go well at all.