Joe Sugg Imagines

Very, Very Lucky.

Y/N P.O.V

"Shit!" I whispered, looking down at my pants . Apparently, it was my time of the month...Ugh. I hate this. Why did life have to be so difficult ? Sometimes I just hated being a woman. I certainly did not ask for this shit. What ever, though. You can't always pick your battles. Am I right? 

For the past couple weeks or so, I had been living with my boyfriend, Joseph. Since I had just recently moved into his flat, I hadn't exactly stocked up on all of my.... necessities. Whoops! 

Bending down to look under the sink, I checked for something I could use. Lucky me! I could literally find nothing that I could use. I mean, Joe is a man, so why the hell would he have tampons? I dunno. Whatever, I was going to have to figure this out. Standing up, I let out a sigh. 

Wait! Why, in this beautiful world, would I have a boyfriend?! To get me tampons.....and you know, do other things. Pulling my phone out of my back pocket, I looked up Joe's contact. 

Me:

Hey Joe

Baby Boy<3:

Hello, my love! How's it going?

Me:

Lol, fine. Where are you?

Baby Boy<3:

I'm in bed. Where are you? I'm cold...... :P

Me:

Shit. Really??

Baby Boy<3:

Yes... Are you okay? 

Me:

Yeah. I'm fine. Wanna do me a favor?

Baby Boy<3:

Yes. Anything. What is it? Where are you?

Me:

I'm in the restroom. Wanna go get me some tampons????

Baby Boy<3:

Tampons???

Me:

Yes, Joseph. I bleed. Once a month. And, I need some tampons. Any more questions, cute boy?

Baby Boy<3: 

That sounds BLOODY lovely.ehehehhehe Nah, lols. I'll get you some, sure. 

Me: 

You're fucking ridiculous. 

Me:

Thanks, baby. Come give me a kiss. I'm going to get in the bath

Baby Boy<3:

really......

Me:

Yes???? What do you think I'm going to do, dumbass?

Baby Boy<3:

Uh.... you could do me....... can I get in the bath with you?

Me:

-_-

Baby Boy<3: