Stripperyixing (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Ok I'm done
Goodnight handsome
Sweet dreams
I love you ❤️💕😘
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Cheesy Puns (sequel to Horrible Puns)
FanfictionThis is the sequel to Horrible Puns. I hope you enjoy it. ================================== Where a person named Zhang Yixing sends cheesy puns or pick up lines to the love of his life. Named Kim Junmyeon. Come along the ride where Yixing tries t...