I don't even know what this is.

I... what?

Okay... This is very unnerving. How am I going to do this?

Ugh.

This is even weirder than my hiatus for drawing... Yes, I have a hiatus... No, I don't have another profile. This is legit my first. I guess we will start off with one thing. You see my name? Yeah, I'm trash. Don't ask why. You know better than I do. Yes, you, reader. If you don't know why, ask my alternate self. They'll have so much fun.

KK: WHO THE FU-

KARKAT!! NO SWEARING!!

KK: WHO THE FUDGE ARE YOU TALKING TO?

Just the people reading this. Why do you ask?

KK: SOMEONE IS DOWNSTAIRS AND WANTS TO SEE YOU.

Who would that be?

KK: WHO THE FRICK DO YOU THINK,NOO-?!

Karkat.

KK: CAT SNIFFER!

Thank you. I really don't want to see them right now. *huddles in corner with laptop*

KK: THEY NEED YOU OF ALL FUDGING PEOPLE!

*internally screaming* Okay, I'm coming. Who is-*walks down and sees Eridan (cinnabun)*coughs* What do you need Eridan?

ED: i need help

Why?

ED: no one glubbin likes me

Aww... I'm sure someone likes you.

ED: really

ED: wwhat makes you say that?

You are adorable. Everyone of those pictures people have on the internet about you being alone and sad and no one liking you, people show sympathy towards you. You, my dear fishy friend,      *walks over and gives hug* are a good person inside. People may not forgive you, but there are people who will, like me. You're just misunderstood

ED: thanks Kiki

Don't call me that. *heads back to mess of a room* well that's a part of what I may do. Anyways, I going to sto-

Dave: sup

HOW THE FRICKING FUDGE CAKES?! *does a weird yoga pose/backbend*

Dave: i didnt know you were flexible

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Dave: *camera flash*  this is too funny

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