Okay... This is very unnerving. How am I going to do this?
Ugh.
This is even weirder than my hiatus for drawing... Yes, I have a hiatus... No, I don't have another profile. This is legit my first. I guess we will start off with one thing. You see my name? Yeah, I'm trash. Don't ask why. You know better than I do. Yes, you, reader. If you don't know why, ask my alternate self. They'll have so much fun.
KK: WHO THE FU-
KARKAT!! NO SWEARING!!
KK: WHO THE FUDGE ARE YOU TALKING TO?
Just the people reading this. Why do you ask?
KK: SOMEONE IS DOWNSTAIRS AND WANTS TO SEE YOU.
Who would that be?
KK: WHO THE FRICK DO YOU THINK,NOO-?!
Karkat.
KK: CAT SNIFFER!
Thank you. I really don't want to see them right now. *huddles in corner with laptop*
KK: THEY NEED YOU OF ALL FUDGING PEOPLE!
*internally screaming* Okay, I'm coming. Who is-*walks down and sees Eridan (cinnabun)*coughs* What do you need Eridan?
ED: i need help
Why?
ED: no one glubbin likes me
Aww... I'm sure someone likes you.
ED: really
ED: wwhat makes you say that?
You are adorable. Everyone of those pictures people have on the internet about you being alone and sad and no one liking you, people show sympathy towards you. You, my dear fishy friend, *walks over and gives hug* are a good person inside. People may not forgive you, but there are people who will, like me. You're just misunderstood
ED: thanks Kiki
Don't call me that. *heads back to mess of a room* well that's a part of what I may do. Anyways, I going to sto-
Dave: sup
HOW THE FRICKING FUDGE CAKES?! *does a weird yoga pose/backbend*
Dave: i didnt know you were flexible
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Dave: *camera flash* this is too funny
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YOU ARE READING
I don't even know what this is.
DiversosThis book is my first one! So, I'm going to be dumping every cringey thing I know in here! YAY!!1! Head canons, ships, updates on random things I know, and maybe a few fun facts here and there. Give me feedback if you want to know something... or no...