First of all, I'd like to start off saying that in no means do I intent to hurt somebody based upon their religion worshipping Jesus Christ.
I forget if it's Jewish or Christian.
Or another religion.
That I can't think of.
Anyway, Jesus is a pretty powerful man, or woman, or none of the above. I don't like to be assuming. Especially to the all might lord. Or female-lord. Or whatever you call a female lord. Is it queen? Is it warlord? I'm stumped.
Well, the point is, he's powerful, and so are pigs.
Pigs are to route of America. Pigs helped made America what is it today. A fat ass piece of shit. But the pigs did need help from America, they couldn't do it alone. Much like Jesus. He needed sacrifices to be joyful. Pigs needed America to not only kill them, but process them as well. That would make America because fatter even faster, the less time, the more time for the government to overpower their diabetic ways and steal all their money.
That's a conspiracy for another time.
Pig is lied deep within "Jesus", or should I say Je-sus.
What does "Je" mean? Is it short for jeez? Does it stand for something? Jamaican Elephant? No. Its must mean something else. In another language. Jesus is from Israel. Israel backwards is learsi. Learsi starts with L. What else starts with L? Lemur. Lemur's are from Madagascar. Madagascar is in Africa. The African language is too obvious, so what else do Africans speak?
F r e n c h.
In French, "Je" means I.
I.
Him.
The mighty lord.
Or she-lord.
Or none-of-the-above-lord.
We are left with "sus".
Let's go back to when we were left with L. What other language starts with L? Latin. Pig translated to Latin is sus.
Put it together it's "I Pig"
Jesus means I Pig.
He admitted it himself in his name.
Your all hailing a pig.
