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I would say save me but there is absolutely no help for me skss

 aye c aaryn on ze ottersighed uv th rume. he lukz ofver a tme and givez mi strayndge luks. iy get ight thog, i juskt cut ovv scam's fut four criiiing oughttt loudd.

(okay i got bored of typing like that easily so i'm done happy queerlemon69 also if words are spelt wrong don't attack me i'm just typing like a madman because i really dont care ok that's my TEDTalk thnks)

we're sitting in a meeting in our living room right now ( by in her own word / please get that) because i cut off colbyee's (it's his formal name d@m)foot. anywho i'm gettiing strange look by all of the roomates. even our ex roomate encle elton is giving me unsettling looks. i just fished teeling the story and im surprised no one is giving corey stranhe looks. FRolby is giving me strange looks. i go t ut of the hospital two days ago an d theu reattached m9 fut. 


COLBYS POINT OF VIEW OH HELLO

"whuy would you do that to poor scam ?" askd auntf cpry "well why would you brge im asking for condgoms when im clesrly busy?" ego respondet (its latin fite me)

"touche."

then all of a sudden our indow breans and fuckinf danyul and phillipeeeenis are  in our living room."okay wtaf are you teo doin in our household?" screams corky. 

"WELl wer'e jyst extremely gay and in need of some beatifool gut to di" sayd the holy danybuttocksss << i have no idea im sorry...


TI BE XOMTIMU  << OK CONTINUED WTF


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