I walk down stris to the kithen and greab an apel. I take my norman seat at eh islad. I whipe out my brand new iphkne35 and go on instagrem.
Thats when the door bell rungs. I gert up and wakj over to my sialk whert door. Then im amazed by dis boi's perfection Pale blue shinning skin, big fat eyeballs man i could suck thoes right out his sockets, he has on swim trunks and whooaoaoa his ball r huger.\
He smiles at me and i forgot that I was staring. "Oh hum heler who r u."
He extends his long fat fins twords me and i shake his hand, such smoothey skin uhg
"Im maui" His voice is like oins being cut into fours.
"Oh hey, wat r u doung at my houies."
He walks inside and talkes a look around at my brand new furniteur from tagret.
"oh, i don't know acutall y i just thot u waws pretty."
Im actual confushion "um ok, well im going to the bathroom my stomach isn't feeling quiet welr."
"ok"
witht hat i sprinet up the atairs and intp th etoileti to take htebiggets dumpet ove every sern.
"Whoa man ghta stinkeys like a guys with two arseholes." i scream and whipe myse,f
i hear alto of rucus down sitars but ignore it, it's just maui. my phone digs and i take it out but then the door bursts open
"HURRY TEHRE A KILLA OUTSIDE!" He screamed
i heraid all my cosins and kardsahin sfamil screm sdwn stairs
i think i just shit myself in the buttocks bnlod jucide
AN : hello guys this was a guest chaptera so iddint right it sorry bye yall boil peters
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maui is my hot third cousin
Horrori was eating a idian burrito on the toilety when i get a text from my boft "oh be there' I TEXTED BACK but suddnely maui busted in the toiutlet and i let out a scared fart "HURRY THEIRS A KILLA OUT SIDE" he scrreamed i think i shit myself in the but...
