That's Unfortunate

Chapter 4

I'm sitting in Simone's office with my leg bouncing. Ugh I have got to learn how to stop this habit. I stop and try to distract myself with looking at the details that have changed since I was in here 6 momths ago.

There isn't much to Simone's desk,nothing very personal.On Simones desk she has the picture of her and her sister unlike Simone, her sister has black dreadlocks that so perfectly go with her chocolate eyes. I think the beautiful eyes are a common trait in the family. The photo is of when she went hiking in some mountains with her sister when they backpacked through Europe.She also has a computer and little pen jar there too. She only has four pens in it though, she thinks anything more would be unlucky. She's had it there since the first time I visited her office all those years ago. I notice she added a small plant to her desk probably too brighten up the dark blue room.

I look around some more but then Simone pops into the room, plops down into her chair and gives me her best I-definetly-want-to-kill-you glare and let me say that she makes an amazing one. The only reason I don't cringe inward and call out for my mommy is because I've been on the recieving end of those glares for almost 10 years and have gotten used to them.

I beam at her "So how ya been? I feel like I haven't seen ya in ages Simone! How have the kids been mate?" I say in my best impersonation of an Australian man. I'm lame like that.

"I have had to deal with this far to long Nirvana," she completely ignores me trying to be a male aussie and as she says this stands up and leans on her desk so that she is directly in front of me. " I cannot believe you would do something as reckless and illegal as this! I managed to talk your principal out of pressing charges and am still trying to convince the other victims to drop them, but wow I haven't even heard the full story yet and I'm already so disappointed in you."

"Really Simone? Really? Are you actually expecting me to believe you didn't or couldn't believe that I, Nirvana Lodell am not capable of something so awesome!?" I look at her and I see her jaw is locked and eyes are narrowed.

"Nirvana what did you do that is so awesome?" she asks with a drip of sarcasm at the last word. I smile at her then stand up push her into her chair. Then I take a blanket she keeps in her cabinet and throw it over my head and put my arms up like a crazy old storyteller in all the Hollywood movies.

In the best creepy old woman voice I can manage, I croak "Sit back boys and girls because boy do I have a chillllllling tale to tell you...

2 days ago

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"I cannot believe you got banned from band Lee!"

I turn my head to see Lee, a humongous guy with piercings and tattoos being yelled to death by Gwen, a 4'11 petite blonde who is the proud owner of the cutest bunny ever. I was coming back inside after seeing the car to see that Andre, Kaitlyn, Brody, Kiera, and Lisa are dying in the background. I walk over to Kiera and stand by her.

"Why is Gwen freak attacking Lee this time?" I whisper to her.

"Lee and Gwen were arguing about puns and who was best at making them, to ensure he won Lee went into the band room and started banging on the drums with the teachers shoes. Mr. Bruani had to chase him around the class for five minutes before getting them back, he was so mad he banned Lee from ever entering the band room again." she finishes and doesn't even bother to look at me because her attention is dedicated to seeing Lee break down in tears from something Gwen yelled at him. It's such a wonderful sight I don't even bother questioning why the teachers shoes were off, or if being banned from band is even a pun or at least a good one. This is why I love that girl she can break anybody and enjoys it too. I step in between them and they both pause.