Lazytown is the place I can finally do what I spent my entire high school career doing without my parents complaining about me being a failure of a child. I am now officially free to look at memes and cry all day without being forced to learn useless stuff, and watching stupid movies (unless it's the 1990's Romeo and Juliet, that was comedy gold). since I was never taught how to do taxes,mortgages, balance check books and crap like that... I moved to this town that literally just had houses to live in, there were no papers to fill out. This literal puppet took my hand in his plastic one and somehow ran to a perfectly livable house next to a billboard with a cow on it and told me that I could live here, and when I asked about the payment method he just laughed and told me not to worry about it. That was basically the only reason I decided to stay, also I don't remember how I got here so I don't know how to leave. Lol oh well, I could care less about my life at this point; I might as well just look at memes. Actually I need food first, I hope this place has food for actual people instead of plastic Barbie dolls.
Stupid freaking children, will they ever learn to shut up? Since I have been rudely waken up I might as well get up plan a way to expose sporticus. But first I should eat breakfast since it is 3 o'clock, shouldn't these kids be in school, or do they spend all their time outside seeing who can score the most hole-in-ones in a game of Siberian doll-making. I grab some pizza from the fridge and go outside to get on my steam roller, maybe if I'm lucky some dumb kid won't see me coming. After going around town I see the kids huddled around the house next to mine screaming and crying, instantly intrigued I pave over to see what the commotion is. When I get there I'm instantly filled with joy from the scene in front of me. The insufferable kid in the yellow sweater is thrown off of some persons(we don't assume or judge here) back, and into a dumpster. As the person screamed "get your plastic fingers off my cake, I will not hesitate to melt your face beyond repair!" They were so beautiful, the way the sun shone on their greasy, unbrushed hair. And the way their cheeks were tinted red with the hatred for the plastic child thing in-front of them. This is the first time I've ever seen another person and not instantly hated them. As they turn around to get the cake they had just bought I hear a sniffle as they faintly whisper "my cake. That freaking muppet is gonna get it." They pick up the cake and I can see its smushed with some dirt and grass in it; just about to throw it away, they pause and give it to some animals that I didn't even know existed and walk away. I watch as they eat the cake, throw it up, and fall stiffly to their side. I guess they needed a nap, a nap sounds nice. So I went home about to go to sleep for the day before I thought about my new neighbor. Then I was suddenly struck with an idea, "it's cake time!" I quickly run to my cake machine and have it make a cake while I look over my disguises trying to figure out what to wear, but the timer went off and I didn't want them to be sad any longer so I headed out after making sure my hair looked nice. You can do this Robbie, maybe they help you make lazytown lazy again.
Hearing the knock on the door, I was tempted to not answer it. Then I thought it was the possessed doll in yellow looking for another fight, then I got up from my memes. Maybe I could force a tide pod down his throat, but when I opened the door I saw an actual human? Crap why is he attractive, I must be going mad being surrounded my plastic children. "Hi! I'm Robbie Rotten and I saw you threaten the piece of plastic in the yellow so here's this cake" he said as he shoved the cake in my hands and walked away. After put the cake in the fridge I ran out to catch up to the beauty in purple and wow that suit makes him look great from behind. Oh my god I actually need to stop existing. "Hey, wait!" I yell as he suddenly stops and turns around which makes me run into him Jesus Christ he's tall, "why are you staring at me like that?" Oh wow his voice, I could listen to him talk all day."Thank you so much for the cake, it was really sweet of you. You didn't have to do that Robbie." He looked at me for a second before giving me the most beautiful smile I had ever seen. Then he bent down and whispered in my ear; "Don't worry about it. It's not as sweet as you, sugar." And with that he left with a wink, leaving me to collect myself on the sidewalk. That Robbie Rotten will be the death of me.
