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17. My birthday (Niall Horan)

Well Johnae....here you go!!!!!!!! I really hope you like and I´m sorry you had to wait so long :) And sorry if it kinda sucks...I tried my best ....

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Johnae´s Pov

Well hello aliens!!!!!!!! No I´m just kidding...or maybe not....Many people say I´m crazy, but I prefer to say I´m too smart....that´s why you don´t understand me and think I´m crazy....ANYHOE!!!!! LET´S GET DAT PARTY STARTED!!!!!! Now you may ask "why" and it´s completely understandable...so...you´re excused. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! But my happiness comes crushing down by the fact that I´m at school "learning". I swear, these people there that are "teaching" are only wasting place on this planet. Why don´t they do us a big favor, take their "smarty" pants, and fuck off of earth and go somewhere like MARS...no no...I like Mars too much...Pluto sounds better!!!!Teachers think they are so smart, when in reality they are so stupid ,we have to school for 13 whole years!!!! ( I don´t know if you have to go to school 13 years wherever you are...I only have to attend school for 9 years and then goodbye efing school, but only stupid kids leave after the 9th grade....so....yeah...) But except for that it´s a really nice day. After school I´m going to go with my best friends at the beach to celebrate my 17th birthday. They said it was a surprise....but I have weird friends and it´s kinda not a surprise anymore...Another shitty thing is that my brother was supposed to be here...but guess what?! He´s not here!!! I´m sure you know who he is...ever heard of Liam Payne?? No?? I have a question....You live under rocks?? Well...I don´t want to bore ( is that even a word????) you anymore so see ya!!!

* a couple of hours later* 

Hello guys I´m back!!!! And I have to go because we´re going to the beeeeeaaaaaachhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

*at the beach*

It´s so freaking waaaaaarmmm....I just wanna take my shoes off, rip my clothes off ( you people with sexy imagination....) and just jump into the water and swim...yeah... that sounds good...

"Are you ready??" , a friend of mine asked. I looked at her as if she had 15 heads and before I could responed someone covered my head with something ....I started screaming and swearing for this mother****** to let me down....without success. I was pushed into , what i suppose is, a car and then ...I just kinda sat there....couldn´t really do anything. Then suddenly someone spoke up :

" Superman are you ready??" , .......Superman??

"Of course Curly girls magnet!!!" , okay....I´m stuck with drunken weird perverts...yeahhhh...(note the efing sarcasm)

"Are Sexy ass and Muffin there where they´re supposed to be??", can this get any weirder??

" Yes Batman...they just called us a couple of minutes ago....", spoke too soon...Now the only thing I have to do...is try not to freak out. I truly tried very hard...but.... I ended up screaming. Soon enough, two of them were in front of me. Unfortunately I couldn´t see their faces, because they were wearing a mask. Stupid motherfuckers... Okay Johnae...calm yourself down...These pervert weird creepy kidnappers won´t kill you....WHAT THE EF AM I TALKING ABOUT?!?! OF COURSE THEY´RE GONNA KILL ME. 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" , I started suddenly screaming again, probably taking them off guard. 

"Stop screaming girl please....Superman do something!!", the one said. 

"YOU ARE GOING TO KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL SHOULD I STOP SCREAMING???? I NEED SOMEBODY TO SAVE ME!!!!!!", I screamed and what the other one did next...I -I don´t know exactly what to say.....

" IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I WANNA SAVE YA!!! WANNA SAVE YOUR HEART TONIIIIIIIGHT!!!!! -" , god thank you he was cut off to what I suppose was ´batman´......

" Please concentrate on our mission boys!!!" , the other two nodded and with that silence fell over us. A couple of hours later we arrived somewhere ....god knows where... They pulled me out of the car and guided me in a house ...GUESS WHERE?! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN FOREST!!! 

" Are you guys mentaly disabled or is it your hobby to kidnap innocent girls like me??" , one of them was going to answer but was cut off by a different voice...

" Well....you´re not going to be so innocent after I´m done with you....", my eyes widened at that and I felt myself slowly backing off. SO THEY ARE RAPISTS TOO?! Alright...my birthday is officially ruined. A pair of hands snuck around my waist , lifting me over someones shoulder.

"Don´t worry guys...I´ll take care of her. You go enjoy yourselves and we will see you later..."

"Okay then Muffin!!! See ya later!!!", I guess Muffin entered a house and pulled me into a bedroom. Thats it now...I´m going to get rapped!! 

"Can you do me a favor please??Tell my cookie-bear that I love him. My video games ...erm....give them to Liam...except for Call of Duty because I want to take that with me when-", he started laughing and I looked at him weirdly.

"I´m not gonna kill you love...nor rape you. Don´t worry.", he said without breaking eye contact. I blushed because he had beautiful eyes...I couldn´t really see his face...because he was wearing a mask. After  a while he spoke up.

" You are really beautiful...you know that...??", I blushed again and said.

"Is it because of me you are like that or are you just naturally flirty??" , he let out a laugh that caused me to laugh too. 

"I can assure you it´s because of you love...! You know...I really like you. I already know so much about you!!" , I looked at him confused and asked.

"You were stalking me?? ", he shook his head and smiled.

"Oh gosh...the boys will kill me but who cares...", and with that he took his mask off. He was very handsome. He has dirty blond hair and blue eyes. He was very cute too and had an irish accent which was very sexy I might add. ( LOL ...I wrote ass instead of add....god thank you I saw it...)

" My name´s Niall love , nice to meet ya" I smiled at him and shook his hand.

"My name is -"

"Johnae. I know already. Your brother won´t stop talking about you and to be honest I´m glad he doesn´t ." , I blushed once again and suddenly I felt his lips on my cheek. I smiled at him and he said. 

" Say... Wou- Would you li-like to ...go out on a - a date with me??" , I smiled widely and pecked his lips causing him to turn a deep red. 

"Of course!!!!!!" , I don´t know where this sudden confidence came from but he kissed me deeply and I kissed back. He lay me down and we continued kinda making out when suddenly the door burst open revealing my brother and the other three idiots.

" NIALLL!!!!!! YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR HANDS OF MY SISTER NOW!!!!!!!" , my now angry brother yelled at him. I ran to him and embraced him in a tight hug.

" LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMM!!!!!!! I MISSED YOOU!!!! AND THAT WHAT YOU DID  WASN´T NICE AT ALL!!!!! I REALLY WAS SCARED FOR A MINUTE!!!! AND DON´T KILL NIALL !!!!! I REALLY LIKE HIM!!!!!!!" , 

" I missed you too baby sis and I´m sorry....and... I won´t kill him...just because I can see how much you like him..." , I thanked him a lot and after I hugged the other lads too we all went back to the beach were I enjoyed the rest of my birthday with the most imortant people in my life.....