(Important note at end)
Bev:
Mrs. Potato Head
"Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together"
Bill:
Crybaby
"They call you cry baby, cry baby
But you don't fucking care
Cry baby, cry baby
So you laugh through your tears"
Richie:
Dollhouse or Alphabet Boy
"You don't hear me when I say,
Mom, please wake up
Dad's with a slut, and your son is smoking cannabis
No one never listens, this wallpaper glistens
Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen"
Or
"I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy"
Eddie:
Sippy Cup
"Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
He's still dead when you're done with the bottle
Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup"
Stan:
Training Wheels
"Love everything you do
When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do
I wanna ride my bike with you
Fully undressed, no training wheels left for you
I'll pull them off for you"
Ben:
Dear Porcupines
"I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise
To the bullies in the school yard, I know I'm on your mind
Now you say love me, but what about before
When I was just that silly little girl next door"
Mike:
Soap or You Love I
"I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap"
Or
"Wonderful, so wonderful
But, boy, don't get too comfortable
'Cause what we have's untouchable, ah, ah, ah
I stood deaf, 'til I stood dead
Un-tied a knot in my wedding dress
He got down on one knee and he said
You love I
You love I
You love I
Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I?"
Pennywise:
Mad Hatter or Tag, Your It
"I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are"
Or
"Running through the parking lot
He chased me and he wouldn't stop
Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it
Grabbed my hand, pushed me down
Took the words right out my mouth
Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it
Can anybody hear me I'm hidden under ground
Can anybody hear me am I talking to myself
Saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it"
He's saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it""
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
(For Crybabys (Melanie Martinez fan) )
Yes, I know about the Timothy Heller drama. I take Mel's side even though I know that there is a lot of evidence against her. I'm really upset this happened, I became a big fan, Tbh I still am, I like to believe that she didn't do it. On a more happy note, I'M SO FUCKING HYPE FOR HER MOVIE AND HER NEW ALBUM, You Love I is my fucking jam rn!!!
To all my fellow Crybabys, Stay strong <3
