My Bucket List
1. Look through see trough glass and when someone is on the other side yell "I'm hideous!!!".
2.Walk up to a small child that resembles you and say "I am you from the future!!!".
3. Go to McDonalds and ask for a Happy Meal with extra happy.
4. Go to pets mart and buy bird seed. And ask the clerk how long it will take for the birds to grow.
5. Bring a desk and when people try to get on ask of they have an appointment.
6. Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
7. Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
8. Buy an ice cream and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
9. Go up to random people in the mall and show them your ID and ask them "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN !?!!".
10. Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
11. Make a "No dumping - violators will be prosecuted" signs and post them on public bathroom stalls.
12. Ring a random doorbell and just stare at them.
13. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
14. Sit in your car and point a hair dryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
15. Call someone to say "I can't talk right now".
16. Walk into a group chatting casually and say "Are we going to kill him or what?".
17. Go into a mall and shout "HEY PERVERT!!!" count how many people turn around.
18. Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks.
19. Bring an extra pair of shorts to do a pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare.
20. Tell your children due to economy you will have to let one of them go.
21. Go to a fast food restaurant and order a diet burger.
22. Yell "I'M NAKED" in a busy area. (People Look)
23. Put a post it note on every mailbox down your street saying "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!".
24. Go in an elevator and then make a peek-a boo sound whenever it opens or closes.
25. In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes and look at the people around you and look at them like there crazy.
26. Go into a very crowded elevator and say "I bet your all wondering why I gathered you here today".
27. Throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
28. Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar and eat it in public.
29. Wear a shirt that says "LIFE" and hand over to random people lemons.
30. Put blue gatorade in a windex bottle and walk around in public drinking it.
