There is Skinner, sitting on the windowsill, about to jump out, with Chalmers standing there in front of him. "Oh! Superintendent Chalmers, I was just, uhh, stretching my calves on the windowsill!" Said Skinner. "Isometric exercise, care to join me?"
Chalmers stood there with an unsurprised look on his face, and said, "Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?" "That's not smoke, it's steam!" Said Skinner, "steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmm, steamed clams."
Chalmers left the kitchen, very unsure about what just happened, and Skinner slipped out the window, running to krustyburger.
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steamed hams but it's a book
Humor"what if i was to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?". watch as Skinner fucks up more than he ever has before in this novel that *definitely* won an award.
