-JOINT CUSTODY OF STORY
WITH FELLOW YEEMO, ELOIRA-
A genderless dinosaur goes through many trials and tribulations, but overcomes it all by doing what he-she-them-it loves- growing marijuana.
(Sorry in advance)
I was congealed by seventeen other genderless dinosaurs. We were all holding guns and talking about how awesome our guns were. Then a soldier came along and said: "You are not allowed to do either if these things."
And I said: "I know my rights! Heck off!" Hours later, we all headed home and the soldier followed me to my house.
When he arrived, he said: "You have to house me."
And I said: "Nah fam. Ever heard of the 3rd amendment?"
Then the soldier said: "Heck. You're right. Sorry fam." The next day, the police came to my home. They tried to seize my legal marijuana.
So I said: "I don't think so. You are not allowed to seize my property without consent or a probable cause— especially because my marijuana is legal." The next day, another police officer comes to my door.
He says: "Your house is on the border of Colorado. So your marijuana is on the wrong side of your house to be considered legal. It's technically not in Colorado... It's in New Mexico.. Anyways, I have a warrant to take it. You are under arrest."
As my cheeks were dragged away, I yelled: "I plea the 5th!" Two days later, a lawyer came to my jail cell. I was told that I would not have a trial until 6 months have passed.
I yelled: "That's not fair! And it's not speedy!" After my episode, they decided to give me a fair and speedy trial the next day. When I arrived at the trial, I was shocked and appalled.
I calmly whisper: "I have the right to a jury. You're all law students, but have you ever read the Bill of Rights?" The trial only lasted an hour because I was obviously guilty. They said that my punishment was to smoke all the marijuana that I grew.
So I yelled: "That's cruel and unusual! The 8th amendment says that is not allowed!" My punishment was decided later that night. I had to serve one year in prison. In my cell, I was pacing back and forth. My cellmate told me that it was illegal to pace in a cell.
So I said: "Nah m8. The 9th amendment says that other nights not listed in the constitution goes to the people." When I woke up in the morning, I found out that New Mexico decided to legalize marijuana. So I was released and shouted the 10th amendment as I frolicked off.
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