Naruto has been lying his whole life. He's not dumb, he's weak, nor is he ugly. He is perfect but can't show it nor will anybody believe him. He just keeps on getting shot down. Although there are a lot of humor inside the story they probably suck...
BTW he is still mute but can talk telepathic but only the hokage knows this. But that is the only secret he knows. He doesn't even know that Naru is the one selling his seals to the village.
Naru's POV
"Ahhhhh," Today is going to be sooooooo boring-uh.
Hmmmm Maybe I should go visit the old man while I'm up and the academy isn't open.
I'll just skip breakfast for now.
~~~~HOKAGE~OFFICE~~~~~~~
"JI JI!!!!"
"What." I heard in reply.
He he, this is going to be fun.
"Ne ne, I was wondering about something considering the village."
"This better not be something dumb again like last time with your' If the fire extinguisher is on fire then how to we put out the fire' like what is a fire extinguisher, but anything to get away from these evil papers that never stop coming. Soooooo go on. Whoo that was a breathtaker. "
"This village is a monarchy right? You have more power than the city council right? Iruka and Kakashi are canon right? All of these papers that cause you stress are supposed to be handled by the city council right? I get paid next week right? Orochi's coming right? We-" "Stop. STOP! STOP!!!!!"
"Wait, wait, wait...... so you mean that I could have dealt with them long ago?" Hehe he looks like Jimin when he was told that he had no jams but then again who is Jimin and what are jams?
I stayed silent.
"And these devilish papers should have cursed them and not me- wait, now that I just registered it Orochimaru is coming back?! And paid for what along with HoW DO yoU KnOw AbOut tHis StufF?"
Giving him my most innocent face I had stared at him again.
"What do you mean? I haven't spoken yet are you high? I was going to ask if this village will change Mizuki sensei as it looks like he is pretty bias."
He still looked shocked but then shook his head and was brought back into the world.
" Okay and I am sorry I was hearing things go on now before you are late for class."
"Bye Ji Ji!!!"I said as I had gotten far away through the window. And in one, two, three....."NARUTO!!!!!"
Hehe I hope he his hair stays pink forever.
At The Academy~~~~~~
Third POV
Going to the class Naruto was seen by Iruka and was immediately scolded by his infamous big head jutsu.
After Kiba had snickered and Iruka finished Naruto had just ignored him using his best resting bitch face and sat next to Sakura seeing as though the she-man would be better than the little annoying ball of fluff.
Today, some girls kind of gawked at what he looked like and couldn't believe it was the dead last they were staring at as Naruto kind of looked hot today.
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Despite being 12 (I Think) he had managed to look pretty nice and wore something different as he thought it wasn't sensible to wear the same outfit every day until some kind of upgrade like a pokemon (Not that he knew what they were) .
Today he tried to look natural but ended up doing his hair too as he needed to cover the seal on his head and didn't want to wear his silly goggles any more because if he can't act like a dead last then might as well not dress like one.
When Iruka had finished lecturing the class as this would be their last day he started to call out their team names.
(I'm just gonna say random names)
"Team 1:
Kurusu, Sakamoto, and Takamaki: Your sensei is Seijiro sensei.
Team 2:
Kitagawa, Futaba, and Okumura: You will have Nijima Sensei, be nice Futaba.
Team 3:
Tuan, Wang, and Kunpimook, you will have Mr. Lim as your teacher and he is quite young so be nice to him.
Team 4:
Io, Mayoi, and Tsukimi: Please behave because you have Hime Sensei and I'm especially warning you Mayoi.
Team 5:
Kaito, Kuudo, and Heiji, Your sensei will be Hakuba Sensei.
Hearing a few groans Iruka decided to continue.
Team 5:
Sawada, Hayato, and Yamamoto, your sensei is our new sensei Reboyama Sensei.
Team 6:
Shouyo, Tobio, and Kei, you will be having Koushi sensei.
Team 7:
Naruto, (Hearing this Naruto started paying attention) Sakura(silent groan), and Sasuke(Sakura cheering in the back):You guys have my- Kakashi Sensei
Team 8:
Hinata, Kiba, and Shino, Kurenai sensei will be your sensei.
Team 9 is still in commission
And lastly will be
Team 10:
Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji, You guys will get Asuma Sensei.
You guys will now be dismissed for lunch. When you guys return your sensei's will come pick you up and I will not be here."
Naru's POV~~~~~~
Heh it was kind of ironic how we were already sitting next to our team, like the artist just planned this out to make things easier but I don't know and what is life.
During our break I had gone behind the building and started training.
I honestly don't care whether I eat or not as it just hinders my movements slowing me down.
The least I'll eat is breakfast but don't worry, I'm not anorexic.
On my way I had seen Shika and damn he was already bonding with his team.
I wish my team were as cooperative as his although it was expected seeming as though it was the Ino-Shika-Cho team.
All we had on our team was an emo duck butt who wanted to trace down his brother, a crazy banshee lookin fan girl, and a grandpa stuck in a childs body.
Oh well now its time to go back to the classroom.
At the classroom~~~~~
Sitting down in my seat next to Sasuke we waited and just sat in comfortable silence for our sensei's.
One by one everybody started to leave our class and soon it was just our group left.
After an hour passed I got bored and straight up tired of this so I decided to do a simple trick.
Nothing big, just involved some seals that could change his clothes and maybe a little bit of goo to embarrass him.
I soon pretended to fall asleep after getting questionable glances.
