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ATTENTION. THESE JOKES HAVE HAD SOME OTHER PEOPLES ( AND WEBSITES) HELP TO COME TO LIFE. THANK Y OU FOR READING.
Difference between girls and boys personalities.
*boys going to the mall with gfs* want to blow them off and check out the knife store?
*girls going shopping with bfs* Can we possibly blow you off to go to the clothing store?
See guys. At least girls ask you before they blow you off. But if you say no they will go any way... little tip... hehehehehehe.
Ever notice how when girls wear glassess(like I me) we always think we look ugly with them... And when someone says "nice glassess" assume that they were being sarcastic. But when guys wear glassess they think they look awesome and when someone makes fun of them for it they think their being nice. I mean hello, " nice glassess four eyes,"does not mean they are nice and you have really good sight. HELLO
ATTENTION. NOT TO BE OFFENSIVE TO ANY GIRLS LIKE ME OR ANY BOYS. JUST FRIENDLY COMEDY... THATS ALL. PLEASE SHARE HONEST COMMENTS.
Joke 1
Me: so... why are you here?
person: because I am bound to the laws of physics which mean gravity keeps me here...
Me: no I mean at my party
Person: oh. Because I am lonely
Me: awwwww. Get the heck out off my house...
JOKE 2
The people at restaurants always ask if you like a table. No, I'd like to eat on the floor... carpet for five please.
JOKE 3
In horror movies people always yell "hello" like the murderer will be like, "Yeah I'm in the kitchen want a sandwhich?"
JOKE 4
When y ou r phone is about to die , your like... "NOOOOOO... I WAS ALMOST ABOUT TO WIN THAT GAME!!!!"
JOKE 5
when your phone is about to die and screen gets darker. Your Like, "oh you don't have enough battery to give me light but you have enough to remind that you need a charger every two seconds!
JOKE 6
When you writing a story and ask for HONEST comments... some one leaves a mean one and then you r all like, Omg! Why r u so rude!!!
JOKE 7
Boy: so. I hear you like bad boys
Girl: yeah... But not eh creepy bad ones😇😇😇
Boy: well. Not tryung to impress you or anything. But at the market... I enter through... the EXIT😈😈😈
JOKE 8
Friend one: when you laugh I will laugh. When you cry I will cry. When y ou fall-
Friend two: y ou 'll fall 2...
Friend one: well... yeah. But only because one as laughing so hard that I fell.
JOKE 9:
😎: hey nerd
🤓: well. I never heard that they made a candy named after you... cool people
JOKE 10:
😎: hey nerd
🤓: well. I might be a nerd... but your just a bunch of atoms. Plus with your IQ I bet your mostly a bunch or atoms that have been separated into plain electrons and ions...
😎: dude. Shut up. I was insulting you... now ur making me look bad
🤓: oh. Sorry *snorts*
JOKE 11
😈: come to haities with me
😇: ok... that is in Alabama right
😈: uhhhh... sure
(Notify... there is actually a place in Alabama called hatie)
JOKE 12
Your face when your eleven and you see an eight year old with bigger boobs than you 😐😑😑😐😑😐
JOKE 13
Your face stages when some one you hate falls face down on the floor when th ey were trying to act cool... you try to hold to y ou r laugh but you just can't😓😓🙃🙃😁😁😀😀😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😃😃😄😄😆😆😊😊😋😋
JOKE 14
The awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of then calls the other ugly...😉😒😕😕😒😊
JOKE 15
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K., is really an acronym for,Half. Of. My. Energy. Wasted. On. Random. Knowledge
JOKE 16
So I just got back from a cruise where we had a breakfast bafe every day. So when we got home I got up and yelled WHERE IS THE STINKIN VARIETY IN MY BREAKFAST CREPE!!!
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My life long jokes
Humorjokes for all ages and all people who cannot be offended so easily
