Little Red Riding Hood according to Mr. Wolf

Mr. Wolf tells the true tale of Little Red Riding Hood

   Hello, my name is Wolf, Kris Arnold Wolf that is. Many people that I know call me Mr. Wolf, The Wolf Mister, or some other odd names. So There is just one thing that I need to talk about and that is the story of little Red. Yep, who was that, little red riding hood from that story? Well the story was actually all wrong. You see, it all started on a cold windy day out in the Green tree forest outside of Green tree village. I woke up early and waited until my pups woke up so I could go out in the forest. There is a wolf school that I taught at for a school week before it shut down and since then it has been a great place to find food. It is a cave out by Green tree village, many animals live there and go into town to find food then return to the cave for shelter. I simply was walking to the cave when a group of strong men left the gates of the village and started down the path. They saw me and stomped their feet to scare me away. I was really scared! They laughed but I just went into the trees and sat for a bit then feel asleep. I woke up at about noon and my stomach was growling so much! I saw a little girl on the path and I jumped out to talk to her. She exclaimed that she was going to her grandmother's home across the forest. I talked a little longer and got an exact location. I told her to go the long pretty way while I take the fast boring way. She got distracted pretty easily right away so I ran to her grandma's home. Her grandmother could hear me and thought that I was Red and told me how to get inside her home. I popped the latch and opened the door. There was a lady laying in the bed who looked sick and tired. I hopped on the bed and stood next to her. She looked at me then started to make odd noises. She tried to grab something next to her bed. I hopped to that side of the bed and saw a night stand. The grandma opened the door and grabbed an ax. I jumped of the bed and ran into her kitchen. I found a rope and tied her up. I took her ax and threw her in her closet. I heard Red coming and decided to dress as her grandma and climb in her bed. She put cakes on her grandma's counter and crawled onto her grandma's bed. She asked me many questions on why my body parts were so big. I answered in a nice way except for when she asked why my teeth were so large. I answered, "the better to eat you with my dear!". Red screamed and ran off of the bed and I followed her. I gobbled up Red before she could leave her grandma's house. I grabbed the grandma and dragged her out of the home. I pulled her by a rope and pulled her too my den. My pups and I ate the grandma then I went off the the clift to watch the sunset with my wife Serley. Serley is my Life and I wouldn't have it any other way. After I watched the sunset that night I heard a man coming. One of the men that scared me on the path earlier that day were cornering us on the side of the cleft. My wife got scared and began to back off of the clit! Serley fell off the cleft. I looked down but she died. I ran to my den a took my pups and took them on a adventure to somewhere that i didn't know at the time, but now I know that it was to best chose I ever made.