The "Hamilton" obsession is real and here to stay. If you've listened to the cast recording, you probably already know. And if you've seen the show, you definitely know (and also congratulations on being the luckiest human ever). But if you're anything like most of the Ham fam, you enter the lottery every single day because you refuse to throw away your shot at tickets.
1 The day you listened to the Hamilton soundtrack your life changed forever.
2 Even the way you flirt will never be the same.
3 You spend your time trying to get every single person you know to obsess over "Hamilton" with you.
4 Whenever your friends tell you to ~take a break~ from your Ham obsession you simply refuse.
5 Every single time you hear a song from the show, you are taken on an emotional journey.
6 You basically can't go out in public anymore without looking insane.7 Whenever you meet another member of the fan club you instantly become BFFs.8 Nothing gets your adrenaline going more than "Guns and Ships."9 THIS is your Bible.10 That whole private orphanage side-plot really gave you all the feels in the world.11 You have a whole new view on American history.12 No matter how many raps you memorize, you don't have the swagger to pull them off.Subscribe to the Entertainment email.Get exclusives, scoops and hot takes on the news all your friends are talking about.13 You have personal beef with Maria Reynolds.14 AND YES YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THE REAL THING.15 You will never see the $10 bill the same way again.
16 You think of the Schuyler sisters as the original definition of squad goals.17 Your attachment to the musical has reached a pretty unhealthy extreme.
18 Alexander Hamilton will always have a special place in your heart.
19 You've come to the devastating realization that #Ham4Ham might be the closest you'll ever get to seeing the show.20 It absolutely KILLS you that you miss out on gems like this:21 But even if you lose the Hamilton lottery every single day, your obsession is definitely here to stay.
