GirlxGirl Oneshots

Get yourself a Dork like Her

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After turning on the Coffee Machine I grab two mugs and place them on the counter then pour the steaming liquid into the mugs, after that I walked over to the fridge opened it and grabbed Eggs, Bacon, and coffee creamer, I place them all on the counter the where mugs sit.

Then I turned the stove on medium and put a pan on it with some oil from the cabinet over the oven.
After I made breakfast that consisted of scrambled eggs, bacon, buttered toast, and coffee that I placed on the kitchen table, and smiled.

I turned from the kitchen and made my way up the carpeted stairs to the one bedroom in my small apartment.
I knocked on the white painted door, and after hearing no response i quietly opened the door and laughed softly.

My Wife, Amanda had somehow wrapped her body around the black blankets and the sheet, with half the pillows on the carpet.

I walked over to her side of the bed and softly nudged her with my hand, she didn't respond so I pushed her shoulder with a little more force.

After getting nothing out of her, I walked over to the other side of the bed climbed onto the bed and started jumping on it, knowing there was no way I could untangle the blankets from her body.

After a minute she finally rolled over and glared at me.

she unwrapped one of her hands from the blankets, and forcefully grabbed my ankle and pulled me down onto the bed.

she wrapped her hands around my waist, and pulled me closer to her.

"Hello to you too." I said with a smile look on my face.

"mhm... Your so comfy." she snuggled her face into the crook of my neck.  

"Come on babe get up..." I nudged her, and  After her saying nothing I said something she could Never refuse. "I made breakfast."

That made her body jolt up right in bed, and look at me with a unconvinced face. "Is there Bacon?." 

"Yes."

she jumped out of bed so fast I had to blink a few times to see if she was really there or not.
I soon got up from my laying position in the bed and made my way downstairs to the kitchen.

When I got there half of the bacon was gone. 

"How?!... How did you eat almost all the Bacon in a half a second?!."  
"DON'T JUDGE ME!!!." she yelled back with Bacon in her hands and mouth.

I just shook my head and laughed, When we had met I remember seeing her with her friends at a restaurant, She was stuffing her mouth with the bacon from her friends and hers plates, I was the waitress there, And when they left she asked me for my number, Three years later Here we are, Married, and her stuffing her face with bacon of course. 

I chuckled at the memory and sat down at the table and grabbed my cup of coffee and put cream and sugar into it, I grabbed my fork and chewed some eggs along with toast.

After a while of us eating my Amanda's cat Squip which she insisted on calling him, walked into the kitchen
I went to pet it on the head, when it scratched me on my hand, and hissed at me. 

He never liked me...

"What's wrong" Amanda asked, concerned 
"Ah, Your cat scratched me, But it doesn't hurt that much, so Don't worry" I reassured, But before I could say anymore Amanda stood up from her seat at the table, and ran towards the cat, Peggy ran away from her.

She chased the cat around the house and shouted " I shall avenge My damsel in distress!!!." as the cat meowed in terror and kept running around the small apartment.

"Dork." I muttered as I kept watching them., with a Huge smile on my face, and soon started full on laughing.