A: Wait I'm supposed to meet your friend later?
B: Yep.
A: The really intimidating one?
B: That would be them.
A: *voice crack* UuUUuuhhH...
B: They just want to make sure you won't hurt me, I'm sure it'll be okay. Just be yourself, be respectful, don't embarrass yourself OR me, just be kin-
A: I'm going to tell a joke.
B: Please no.
~later~
C: *really intimidating like sashays over to A* So, you're the one dating B, eh?
A: *visibly sweating* Ye.. yeah?
C: *crosses arms and looks really tough like they could beat a b!tch up* And we're not going ot have a problem with that, are we?
A: WHAT DID SHRECK SAY WHEN HE WON A GAME OF CHESS?
B: *facepalm*
C: ...
A: Shrekmate it's... ah, ogre?
C:
A:
C:
A:
C: * laughs really freaking loudly and falls to the ground*
B: I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM LAUGH THAT HARD THEIR WHOLE LIFE.
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OTP prompts
FanfictionJust some prompts for all of you because I've been reading tons so I thought "why not?"
