So baby jezzus was writing the Bible with his half-eaten purple crayon.
Then he got possessed while writing the Bible and tramped a lil village while eating his grapes
He hit them with his cardboard sword.
And he binged all the Shrek movies while eating an egg.
He threw up the egg because the leaves we're getting in his eyes so he ate a pop tart.
Then a baby demon breaks his tv so he can't watch anymore shrek.
Baby JezzUs has a tantrum with cardboard sword
The devil stole Baby JezzUs' Donkey Pop Vinyl.
To be continued.
