Rant #1

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Me, lalalalalalalalalalalalalala! I'm so fucking bored! maybe I should go out and play outside... Wait it's the fucking middle of the night! Shit! Wait I'm not outside!

Ok, so you know when you sleep through your iPad alarm and your like shit I'm late for school. And when your completely ready your mom or dad comes down and their like, "Hon, today's Saturday." When that happens I always get all pissy about it, I go into boss ass bitch mode and I act like an ass to everyone. Ok and those other times I wake up and realize I turned my alarm off in my sleep, and I'm like OH FUCKING BLOODY HELL! IM FUCKING LATE! And then I run around teh fucking house to wake up my brother and realize he's already at school. Then I realize that my parents didn't wake me up.

Ok so I swear a lot, but who cares! IM A BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!!! IMMA BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!

YOU KHOW WHAT?!? FUCK THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD! FUCK EVERYTHING! Wait... Not fuck, fuck! middle finger fuck! not sex! You dirty minded peeps!

Ok so I might be on a sugar rush right now bit who gives a damn? Raise your hand if you give a damn! *random person raises hand* me- pulls out a gun and shoots them. "Now does anyone else give a damn?" Everyone shakes head.

SO MEGA FUCKING BORED!

OK IF YOU DONT LIKE MY RANTS, THEN FUCK YOU! NOT LITERALLY! AGAIN! LIKE STICKING YOUR MIDDLE FINGER, NOT SEX!

IN THESE I WILL PRETTY MUCH WRITE DOWN WHATS ON MY MIND. OR MY MIND WILL BE COMPLETELY BLANK AND ILL WRITE SHIT LIKE THIS!

SO GOODBYE FUCKERS!

I don't really care what you do after this. Like it, comment it, follow me, whatever the hell you want to do. I don't grove a shit.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 01, 2014 ⏰

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