Deep in the Atlantic Ocean, somewhere in between the Norwegian and North Sea, there lies a small island with the name of Norwegia. Norwegia has a gargantuan variety of inhabitants, from spongebob worshipping cows to porn stars.
Every city has its own special story, with unique and interesting ways of life. We'll start with the story of Noria, the capital. It was founded by a man named Bernadette Fieri, brother of successful reality TV chef, Guy Fieri. Bernadette had always been full of jealousy and hatred for his popular and likeable brother. He, however, grew up as a shy outcast, and was determined to defeat Guy in the game of life. Bernie (Bernadette) decided that the best way to beat his brother was to build a city from scratch. This, unfortunately, ultimately led to Bernadettes suicide by dishwasher, but we will get into that a bit later. In his 20's, he set sail off of the coast of Norway, hoping to find unclaimed land in the Shetland Islands or Iceland. To his surprise, he ended up anchoring his ship on a completely untouched island. He and his army, 15 women and 8 men, began to build as much as they could as fast as they could.
After 12 homes were built, Bernie declared that it was time to reproduce. Bernadette had a serious sex addiction, which made his army suspicious, but they eventually decided that fucking would be the best option. As they had not created condoms, 7 of the 15 women became pregnant, and one got AIDS. The man and woman who were now cursed with AIDS were voted to be thrown into the shark infested waters off the eastern coast. After 10 years, Noria was a booming city, filled with children produced from incest and complicated family trees. Bernadette was fed up with not getting any action from the many women available to him.
He, now a old crusty man, would catcall women everyday, and did not understand why they didn't beg to give him sex. It may have been because of his large amount of insecurities, or because Martha Illyon refused to eat his toenails. He put himself inside a dishwasher and ate tide pods, causing his tragic death. At this point, Noria was overpopulated and full of incest. A decision was made to come up with a law that would shave down the population. It was a tradition in Noria to have sex with dogs. When kids turned 14, they were initiated into adulthood by being fucked by a cocker spaniel. Not wanting to break this tradition, a law was put into place that stated, "One may not be penetrated by a dog not identified as a Cocker Spaniel." This upset many, as another popular sex partner was the pitbull, and it was upsetting to hear that their lives would be changed. After 2 years of uninterrupted life in Noria, a strange creature arrived on the shore. Daddy Adams. It was hard to determine the gender, or even species of it. Daddy Adams quickly became a tyrant, and took control of the gentle, dog sex loving city. It added on to the original law with, "If the law is broken by a member of the community, they will be sent to the cold prison cells in Torture Tower.
That's chapter one guys. Chapter two will be out soon. Enjoy!
