Watching People Getting High

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*waves and sits down on spinny chair*

By the time you get this, its probably gonna be shit)
Hello! Welcome!  I'll be writing this awesome book of confusion! My name is Reginald Winters (obviously not real) and I'm a lil pastel boi. Enjoy the story!
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Setting: Frat Party

When: Midnight New Years Eve
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Amy: Reggie, look! Their passing the pot! Want to get some.

Me: Nah. I'd rather wear neon yellow with dark green.

Amy: *doesn't understand my motives but tries* OK.... I'm gonna go.

Me: Call me if you need me!

(Five Minutes Later)

James: REGGIE!! I SMOKED POT! T-THIZ MANY TINEZ! *holds up 10 fingers*

Me: .... Thats nice. AMY!? DARLING!? WE GOTTA GO!!

Amy: BEST SHIDHD (I didn't understand anything else)

Me: *watches everyone get fucked up and ruin the frat house* Seems they havin fun... *shrugs*

Amy/James: (some utter bullshit that I never heard)

Me: *sighs* If only this shit was legal....
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Hoped you laughed!! I tried to Make it as real as possible. Bye, Warriors!

 

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