All Hail The Queen Bitches

Found this in my phone's notes

It's an old parody from way back before I did them so I figured I'd share it

I'm not the damsel in distress...
I'm not your boyfriend  or the fright. ened. peas.ant
I'm not the little bird that needs your help to fly. Nope.
I'm the bad guy.

All these former villains that you see,
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me.
So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime.
What am I, boys?
(He's the bad guy)
Oh, it's magic
To watch a solider
Shrivel up and die.
Oh, it's thrillin'
To be a villain.
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (He goes into faceless form)

Azura: Oh my god! He's not trying to conquer the kingdoms so he  can rule it! He wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil!
Ken: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see something, I crush it.
And let me tell you why.
(He leaves faceless form) I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness.
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.

See, I find this business rather fun.
I don't want your assistance or your adulation.
I'll vaporize your kingdom  and bid ya bye-bye.
Why?
Come on! Guess!

Ariel & Corrin: Cause your the bad guy?