kristen: one half of me says do it! you know you want to. the other says, dont do it you idiot! are you stupid? So my friend and i are at a sleepover, and we want to go downstairs. Did i mention everyones asleep, her floors are EXTREMELY CREAKY and I SUCK at climbing over baby gates? ya. you see im terrible and make as much noise as a stampede of bulls, while she is already over the gate like a frikin ninja! curse her. EPIC FAIL
carolyn: well me and my cousins and we are all plaing ping-pong and me and my cousic chris were plainf this really intense game. suddenly he slams it my way and it goes far so im running back and i fall backwards on a bouncye couch fly fowards and face plant on my stomach. i hold my pladdle up and then the ball came flying at me and it missed my paddle by 1 cm.EPIC FAIL (the all shouted)
