Misanthrope

Hello!  My name is Miss Anne Throwpie

And people are always busy vexing me.

Humans say stupid things without end

It raises quite the cacophonous din,

And they have ugly faces, from what I've seen.

My usual day starts out rather banally 

Kicking my neighbors cat down the alley.

For my neighbor is idiotic and fat

And really, who can abide that?

Plus he named the thing Sir Puffins McNalley.

I work in sales oriented telecommunications 

(that's telemarketer for you idiots and laymen.)

I do most of my work during dinner

It may make my pocketbook thinner,

But the annoyance is my jubilation. 

So now that we know each other better

Listen close, and heed my words to the letter.

Leave me and my house alone

And God, don't call my phone. 

Or do... My aim keeps getting better. :)