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zerofucksalyssa: seen ya arnd school. think you're pretty interesting ig, wanna chat?

james' finger hovered over the decline button but eventually made a split-second decision to accept her message. it felt a little weird knowing that someone noticed him at school but that was beside the point.

madmanjames: hey...

zerofucksalyssa is typing...
zerofucksalyssa: took u long enough, i was beginning to think u were some catfish prick

james didn't know how to respond to that.
madmanjames: oh.

zerofucksalyssa: you're not one for talking are u? i can find myself talking about many things but in the end dickfaces don't really care about an angry girl's thoughts

madmanjames: i have many things to say it's just social awkwardness on and offline ig

zerofucksalyssa is typing...

james let out a deep breath. he felt overwhelmed. hell, he became overwhelmed when he had to clean his room as a child. but talking to someone, especially a girl, made him feel like he was on fire.

zerofucksalyssa: hm u seem different than many ive talked to, james. which is a good thing in its own way ig. perhaps we could be friends??

james was nervous. a friend? don't think james, just do. with that, he typed out his answer and hit send.

zerofucksalyssa: awesome, I have to get ready for a dumbass dinner party, but talk later, unless you're too busy masturbating or something lol

james' cheeks were burning and yes, he did masturbate, like many teenage boys, but for medicinal purposes of course. ugh.

his screen brightened.

zerofucksalyssa: anywho, ttyl

madmanjames: bye.

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a/n: this is going to be slightly rocky at first considering I'm new to this texting fanfiction but uh, I'm glad this book has gotten some reads, considering not that many TEOTFW books have been made yet🤷‍♀️anywho, until next time, ttyl;)