a day with neko len!

of cute stuffs and barcodes

(I absolutely have no idea anymore ;;;;;;)

In another room- Strange Dark's room- Strange Dark lay sprawled on top of the bed. He had finished doing stuffs- cleaning his room, taking the rubbish out and kicking Starmine's ass for keep appearing in his room or front door with a barcode scanner.(yup)

'What shall i do now?' thought the green-eyed boy.

'Maybe i should go to that new gamestore at the city--' his train of thoughts was stopped after he pulled himself to sit on his bed, therefore setting his eyes upon an intruder- not Starmine- who had sneaked in and is standing in his doorway.

A cute intruder.

"Eh..." Len tilted his head to the side, pulling a staring contest with Strange Dark. Commendably-round green eyes stared at big, doll-esque blue eyes. Strange Dark's lips parted lightly and his eyes glimmered in excitement. Now, here's a thing Strange Dark never told anyone.

He likes cute stuffs.

Very.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAA~~!" a high-pitched squeal was released as the barcoded blond dashed to the kitty boy and hugged him.

"You're so cute~<3 ! Aww... Look at your eyes! Your cheeks are squishy I wanna eat them!" Strange Dark cupped Len's cheeks and strarted pinching them lightly. Len just blinked, comfused. His eyes widened and it just multiplied his cuteness more. Strange Dark let out some fangirl sounds people never know he could produce.

How long had he not be this happy and excited? A few days? Weeks? Months? Strange Dark couldn't remember.

Strange Dark then let Len's cheeks go and his right hand started to caress the little blond's locks, scratching the back of Len's cat ears which causes the shrinked boy to purr in delight and Dark's smile broadened and his eyes twinkled in sheer joy.

"Nya..." Len felt comfortable. He kept on purring, while his body was brought to the front as he slowly becoming limp due to the indulgence of getting scratched at that spot. He felt sleepy all of the sudden. Truly, getting the cat comfortable is the best lullaby for them. Then, he fell onto Strange Dark's chest and his ears drooped. He snuggled and slided down until his little body felt comfortable on Strange Dark's lap.

"Ah!" Strange Dark let out a startled yelp when the boy's chibi body fall onto him. The boy was surprisingly light as Strange Dark's thin body was not toppled over by the sudden weight being placed on him.

Later, soft snores were heard from the half-animal being. Len is sleeping peacefully with Strange Dark's body heat hugging him like a blanket.

Strange Dark sighed. He patted the boy's soft hair lightly, feeling the purr the cat boy gave. It was all so cute and peaceful.

Not.

"Bip!" an annoyingly familiar electronic sound reduced the silence into dusts being blown by thin air. Strange Dark snapped his head towards the sound and his eyes saw an even more annoyingly familiar red laser's light. Then, he got the picture.

It was Starmine with the freaking, hell of a barcode scanner.

"Hm...? Banana? Small-sized...?(XD)" Starmine tilted his head, baffled but slightly disappointed with the result. He was hoping for something even more surprising. He had been anticipating for God-knows-how-long to know what did the barcode on Strange Dark's cheek meant. He went through all the pain of getting beaten up by Strange Dark to know it. He was supposed to obtain something greater for placing so much hardwork on this, sadly he was not that satisfied.

And then he will regret it.

"Len..."

Starmine had totally forgotten about the presence of Strange Dark and Len in the room. What had made him got the chance to scan the vertical lines of a barcode on Strange Dark's right cheek was because Len was sleeping on his lap. He can't move with Len searching comfort on him.

And now Strange Dark is shaking Len's body lightly to wake the boy up.

When Starmine look at Strange Dark, he felt all the colours on him had drained up. He could literally and mentally feel the dark aura excreting out of the green-eyed module as the hair on the back of his neck stood out of fright.

"Len... Wake up..."

"Hey... Len... You gotta sleep properly you know..." Strange Dark did not look at Starmine. He shook Len's left shoulder lightly to wake the boy up.

In just a short moment, Len groggily opened his eyes. Yawning, he used his hands to pry himself off of Strange Dark's lap. He sat on the floor, rubbing his eyes. He still wants to sleep! Ahhhh, why did this onii-san wake him up? Was the thought of our little chibi neko Kagamine Len. He set his hands down and looked up at the two faces with bored and tired eyes. He squinted in confusion.

He saw Strange Dark look at him with a smile on his face, but only a blind person could not tell the malice seeping out of the wide smile. Even little neko Len is not that oblivious to sense the need-to-kill intent lingering around this barcoded boy.

Then, he saw another blond behind Strange Dark. This blond, however, looked like he just saw something so terrifying. His face screamed 'save me' but Len did not get it. Why did he make that funny face? Len decided it doesn't worth his attention.

"Sorry for waking you up, Len. I have some chores I gotta do. Please go out for awhile, okay?" Strange Dark looked at him apologetically. He would love for Len to stay. But his chores are even more important.

He took Len's left hand and lightly helped him stood on his feet. He led Len to the door and Len walked out of the room without any protest, much to Starmine's fear.

What is he going to do now?!! Was in the mind of our unfortunate lad, Starmine. He can't escape through the door because Strange Dark is there. He can't escape through the window either, that's suicide since this is the first floor and down there is concrete ground. What shall he do?! What shall he do??!!

Slam.

The sound of a door being closed cut the thread of Starmine's escape plan, making him flinched in surprise.

Oh, no.

He slowly turned his head back to Strange Dark's figure. Strange Dark was facing his back at Starmine, before snapping his head towards Starmine. His bangs casted shadow over his eyes and those green orbs itself screamed bloody murder.

That's when Starmine realised.

"You damned jerk,"

He fucked up.