Chapter 231: You seem to have big breasts
Translator: CKtalon Editor: CKtalon
After the youth in a Daoist outfit landed on the waypoint, he surveyed his surroundings with his drooping eyelids. When he saw Shi Xiaobai, his eyelids raised up suddenly. And with a few brisk steps, he jumped off the waypoint.
The Daoist robe flared as he floated to the ground with an extremely cool and refined pose.
The youth reached out his right hand and with his index and middle fingers stretched out, he pointed at Shi Xiaobai and said, "Benefactor! This Penniless Priest notices that your glabella seems dark, that's an ominous portent!"
Shi Xiaobai gave the youth a deadpan glance and turned around to walk towards one of the low houses.
The Daoist youth was taken aback as he hurriedly chased over and said, "Benefactor, do you not believe?"
Shi Xiaobai sneered and said, "Foolish mortal, This King doesn't believe in the Dao."
The Daoist youth ran a few steps and blocked Shi Xiaobai's path and said with a deep voice, "This Penniless Priest's name is Liu Yu. People call me "Half-Dao Sage", who is proficient at Dao inference. This Penniless Priest is able to prove that Benefactor has ominous signs!"
Shi Xiaobai stopped. Turning his head, he said, "This King gives you thirty seconds."
"Alright!"
Liu Yu cut the nonsense and waved the whisk in his hand forcefully at Shi Xiaobai, causing a white cloud to billow.
"The primordial universe of the Heaven and Earth, Mystic Heart True Teachings, Great Dao Inference, show!"
Liu Yu roared as the white cloud suddenly became as bright as a mirror. It reflected Shi Xiaobai's appearance, and in the cloud mirror, a black gas was lingering around Shi Xiaobai's forehead.
The cloud mirror lasted less than a second before shattering and dispersing like a white mist.
Liu Yu breathed out and looked at Shi Xiaobai. He said, "Benefactor, did you see what was in the mirror?"
Shi Xiaobai hesitated for a moment and said, "This King saw a vast heaven and earth, and This King was standing amongst the firmament like a god, with a magical robe on his body and a crown on his head. The left hand held an Optimus Staff, and the right hand held an Annihilation Axe. Behind This King were thousands of swords that filled the sky, and on the land, thousands of beings knelt in reverence!"
Liu Yu was dumbfounded and was momentarily at a loss for words.
"The thirty seconds are up."
Saying that, Shi Xiaobai turned around and ignored Liu Yu. Moments later, he arrived at the other side of a low house.
Liu Yu drew a deep breath after a long moment. With a wave of his whisk, another white cloud was produced.
And when the white cloud formed a mirror again, it reflected Liu Yu's appearance. In the reflection, there was also a black gas lingering around Liu Yu's forehead. And similarly, the cloud mirror shattered less than a second later.
Liu Yu drooped his eyelids again before sighing and saying, "Tu Dahei, you sure are great at bullshitting. You made This Penniless Priest's thoughts go haywire."
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Shi Xiaobai would never believe in any 'ominous portent'. This was because back on Earth, his roommate, Yang Wei, had previously had a mantra he often recited—"Hey beauty, you seem to have big breasts (ominous portent), I can help you take your clothes off (escape it)!"
