Dear Zach
Um. . . I know that this is probably an awkward situation for you, it is for me even though I'm not there when you're reading this. That is, if you are reading this. After all, you're such a jerk, the janitor probably picked this out of the trash and is reading it. If that's the case hi Borris, good work.
Wait, this is supposed to be a love letter, I'm not supposed to call you a jerk. My bad.
Anyway, I like you. A lot. I have for a while. I've watched you act like a complete jerk yet I have to struggle to keep myself from staring at you. This is gonna sound cheesy but your eyes are the most beautiful ones I have ever seen, like a black hole that sucks me in deeper. I thought you should know that the reason I'm staring is because I think I love you. So please, don't file a restraining order. Just tell me if you feel the same way, and please don't lie. I know this wasn't the best love letter (sorry for calling you a jerk) but I hope you will take it seriously all the same.
love from the girl who is probably standing behind the lockers watching you read this right now.
YOU ARE READING
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