Battling Through Seventh Grade

The House Of Many but Not So Many

  Since my mom can't drive we walk at least 4 blocks to get home. "so how was your day, miss Concussion?" "I got to skip 2 classes, I got um I mean I fell" (Yeah into a really fat hand. I met Mathew, finest cowboy in the west) "um who's the finest boy in the west?" oops said that part outloud. "mom you know I'm In a relationship with my Mr.Ted" "whatever" if you don't know my mom Evelyn fast , she is  psychotic, chaotic, all the -tics but will kill me if I liked someone but she jokes. a little too much.

    when we got home I saw, him. Zayum Mathew

stop staring wierdo. but he's so beautiful

. "um Leah why are you pinching yourself?" *^▁^* "I'm not I'm practicing" "for What " "the Olympics now leave me alone"

     that mini Minotaur is my sister Kathy . She's the 4 year old stalker in the house. Step foot in our house to be interrogated by her. she is lighter than the rest of my family, onstage why people ask if she's adopted or if I'm related to her. she has long curly hair and LOVES to be unintentionally annoying. it's like a not so secret pleasure for her.

       "LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!" THAT ego maniac is my father Julian fast. he does every job except the helping kind. he's a teacher at ai, he has his own graphic design business and he lives on his phone. if there's a problem call dad then call mom because dad is to busy to handle it.sometimes it's better with him with us and not with students,clients,and computers.

       then there's me, Leahsandra Michelle Fast. Im in the supposedly gifted class, been JOLANDRA FOR AS LONG AS I'VE DISLIKED JANET (THAT IS ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY) and if you read in the beginning, I'm a total wimp. u like to consider my self the coolest nerd to be married to Mathew I know you're jelly Cuz I'm the peanut butter!!! Oh Yeah I'm aka the dork in the family and in class and in school and in the state and every where else. but I'm saved by the most awesome turnip for life partners.

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"Yeeeeeeeeeessssss!!!!!!" I yelled "where the remote?"

see laziest man in the world, but gotta love him he made me, sort of. "Idk" "then look for it" "thanks for asking me about my day,DAD!!!" "WHAT!?!?!?" "nothing"

  

   *ding dong* *ding dong* .Who is it!?!?! "umm. it's Mathew Rogers." shiz. "one second!!!" hair,clothes,breath sniff good enough.  I ran down the stairs and posed and used my sexiest voice. "hello Mathew " "Uh Hey are you okay? I kinda wanted to talk to you."