Alone....
Alone, was the only thing I could feel. I never been so sad. I never would show it, though. I was abandoned. How could anybody do this to me? I'm just a little boy. I'm -7 years old I tell you. -7 years old.
This is how all of it started. I was watching TV and my mom walked into the room telling me and my dad that she was gonna make a delicious dinner meal. Suddenly, my father brings out his gun and shoots her and tells me so.
"Do an order of pizza for dinner" He says
"Okay daddie" I said. I wasn't gonna say something like Why did you just kill mom you diddly darn frick frack crick crack frick frack diddly wack quarterback nickelback? I was afraid that I was gonna be his next victom.
I ordered the pizza and my father forced me to bond with him. Suddenly, I hear the doorbell ring. I go up to the door and open it. The guy says "here's ur pizza" and leaves. The pizza viciously flies into the room.
"The pizza is aggressive" I dramatically say
"O shit" my dad says as the pizza goes through his neck and kills him.
I was shocked. The pizza just....killed him. How could this happen?
just
how
why
pizza
aggressive
delicious
dinner
meal
bond
with
me
jimmy
okai
daddie
All the words going through my mind.
"DIDDLY DARN IT! HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE? WHO IS GONNA FEED ME? WHO IS GONNA PAY TEH BILLS?"
I cried for hours. Nothing could be worse than this.
This is worse than Nash Grier's vines.
I never felt so much pain in my life. The feeling was similar to listening to Justin Bieber.
I hear a voice
"I don't hav 2 b aggressive towards u, bae"
Who said that?, I wondered.
I looked down.
It was the pizza.
