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^^Patches^^
As I sat on the floor at my house playing with my new puppy that I named Patches (idk y'all can comment what the dog should be named) there was a knock at the door. It was around 11pm so I grabbed my gun and walked to the peep hole while Patches followed me. As I looked through the peep hole I saw it was Kesha. I sighed as I opened the door
Kesha: heyyyyy bitch what you doi... YOU GOT A DOG
Patches growled at her I picked him up.
Nadi: yea got him today he was a gift
Kesha: what type of gift
Nadi: what do you mean how many types of gifts are there
Kesha:well their is a sexual...
Nadi: NOPE STOP right there I don't even want to know
Kesha: okayyyyy so how are you and you know who doing
Nadi: well he bought me a puppy so I guess we're cool
Kesha: well I have a secret......
Nadi: what bichh
Kesha: well I hope you don't hate me for this
Nadi: I hate that you aren't telling me
Kesha: ok fine I'm in love with Brian and I'm pregnant with his baby
Nadi: haha oh my god your funny
Kesha begins to cry
Kesha: I'm serious and I'm so sorry I didn't mean for any of this to happen
Nadi: how far along are you
Kesha: 1 week
Nadi: * laughing* now I see why Patches growled at your fake hoe ass is this why he gave my puppy because you two planned on telling me this shit
Kesha nods
Nadi pistol whips Kesha because she never put her gun down and drags her to the car grabs Patches and her again and drives to Brian's house. When she gets there she knocks on the door not wanting to use her key. Brian opens the door.
Brian: hey baby what you doing here this late
Nadi: well I have a gift for you can you help me get it out the trunk of my car ( Kesha is in a box wrapped in wrapping paper with a bow)
Brian: uhh sure
They bring the box in the house. As Brian is opening the box he hears muffled screams.
Brian: baby what's in this box
Nadi: open it and see
She watches him open the box while petting Patches. Once he opens it he sees his baby mother with mascara stained checks. He quickly gets her out of the box. Nadi laughs as she watches him holding her like it's her last day on this Earth well it might be.
Brian: the fuck is wrong with you why would you do that Nadi
Nadi: what's wrong with me ....hmm let's leave that to my therapist but on another note why did you cheat and with my who I thought was my best friend
Kesha: we were drunk it was an accident
Nadi: hmm well now that think about it I asked you if you wanted to go out that night you said you were sick and and Brian you said you were too tired I should've known something was up when I came over and it smelled like burnt fish and sour chips with a little lime
Brian: look we're sorry
Nadi: I am too I thought o could trust you two but of course I couldn't I should've listened to Shari when she said something was up in the beginning but of course me being nice I ignored it but never again fuck being nice but of course good luck with your baby because I'm gone wasn't as nice knowing you both
With that she walks out the house crying while Patches licks her face. She got home and got butter pecan ice cream and went to her room and cuddled with obviously Patches and watched every Lion King movie until she fell asleep.
