As I walked into the Coles supermarket to by some nappies for my annoying children Jasmine and Olivia Kiely, out of the corner of my eye I saw an odd looking creature and realized it was an old lady!!!
She was wearing a pink wig that seemed to be filled With spaghetti and was wearing a and bright yellow mini skirt which looked liKe something Katy Perry would wear, but oops it was Katy perry! :0
She had aged a bit since I'd last seen her. They must have photo shop all those pimples on her face. Her face was like a pimple forest.
I went back to choosing my nappies but I couldn't seem to keep her out of my eyesight, and then OMG, She ran over to me and stole my nappies, how rude.
"I NEED THOSE NAPPIES" I Shouted
I didn't want my kids pooping all over me while is was watching Dance Moms.
But I let her go because she probably needed them more then me, but they weren't the adult ones so I'm not sure she would get them on!
