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Hello, beautiful, I've arrived ;)
What r ur other two wishes?

Uh... what?
Who r u?

Hm... good question
Is it possible I could be the man of your dreams? :)

Who gave you my number?
is this a prank?
Vanessa, this isn't funny

Nope. Not a prank beautiful

Stpp calling me that
Stop*

You like it :)

I do not :/

Ur so cute when ur mad :')

Wtf?
Stop it whoever you rare
Are**
I'm deleting this convo
And blocking you

um...

Don't u remember me?

huh?

We met at the park :/

oh dam son

U got playedddd

Aka. u got the wrong number

D:

nuu...

lol

well... i guess i get what i get ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

k bye

no wait!

may I know ur name? :)

hmm

u can call me A

A for...

ash-hoe xD

wow no wonder the girl gave u a different number :/

:( sorry

and ur a pussy xD

>:c i take back that sorry

mhm k

bye now

WAIT

what ._.

Ur a girl right?

nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/

that last part was so unecessary

and dirty

and wrong

welp

cya old man

:/

u do realise i was being sarcastic

I'm not stoopid ofc I knew .-.

U can't even spell 'stupid'

plus u text like a girl

mkay whatvs

._.
☑️☑️

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